Originally Posted By: PetroPirelli
Originally Posted By: LuanKuci
later testimonies have confirmed that Turatello got his guts bitten by Faro while still conscious.


I heard about this too. Pretty fuckin' brutal if you ask me sick lol.


The aftermath was potentially like a funny Sopranos scene.

*Faro, Barra and Andraus are driving home after whacking Turatello*

*Faro's stomach rumbles*

Andraus - Fung gool! Whatsa matter with you?
Faro - I think it's something I ate. I got agita.
Barra - We told you not to eat Turatello, you cafone!

*Faro farts*

Andraus - Fung gool! Now youse gonna stink up the car!
Faro - Stop breaking my balls over here!
Barra - I think I'm gonna get sick. Pull over!
Andraus - *Grimaces* PUZZI!
Faro - Quick! Pull over. I'm gonna shit myself.....

*5 minutes later*

Andraus - You're gonna clean the car, you stoo nod!
Faro - The boss told me to eat his guts!
Barra - Va fungool! You're cleaning it or we'll whack you too.

I invoke my right under the 5th amendment of the United States constitution and decline to answer the question.