He's doomed, Teddy. But I agree with a lot of your post. I think his best shot is to have his lawyer admit that he's a seasoned gangster.
Your honor, my client is a made member in the Bruno Crime Family. Would someone with his criminal pedigree commit a cluster fuck like this?
And I'm only half-kidding .
what else could you really say besides that? That is true though. If he has a shot at getting off and it would have to be a mile long shot lol then he has to basically go the OJ way and say no way I did it and the glove does not fit lol and hope someone buys it.
I've walked along the red canal of mars I've known kings and king makers Poets painters and paupers I've danced danced on the rings of Saturn Still your pilgrim soul is the only thing that ever mattered
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