What is this thing you Americans call? I believe it is made from the lard of pigs. Soap?! What is this soap? What is this crazy thing?
In my country, we get one shower a year as Christmas present. We wash ourselves in cow urine and mud.
Soap? You crazy Americans. Rest of world laugh at you.
Well, believe it or not guys but the rest of the world use soap too. We use shampoo also...at least some of us do.