New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Montreal has a lot of heavy drinkers. Miami, Florida, Reno Nevada, Wahington D.C. It would be a toss up between Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Norfolk, Virginia for being America's drunkest city, especially on a weekend leave in Norfolk. Boston, Chicago, and New york would rank pretty high, but Boston being the drunkest? No way.

"I have this Nightmare. I'm on 5th avenue watching the St. Patrick's Day parade and I have a coronary and nine thousand cops march happily over my body." Chief Sidney Green