Flavored creamers?? I thought you were a real coffee drinker

(Nothing wrong with flavored creamers, but you can't really act all macho drinking it! lol)

And as I said, to me, in these parts, "regular" means caffeinated (you don't even need to say "regular" to be understood, as opposed to "decaf"). If you want the cup of coffee you desire, then just say what you want (e.g., "Regular coffee with cream and sugar"). Not that tough, and no matter where you are, they'll know what you want! (But yet again, isn't the creamer/sweetener usually up to you to add yourself??)