Well, when the runner-ups include:

- 10 years in the can
- Getting fried rice spilled on him at the food court when going to meet Tony
- Dating Janice
- Turning Beansie Gaeta into a shopping cart
- Scaring David Scatino and the Chairboy of the Board at the Executive game
- Kicking up light-up sneakers to Junior

Naturally taking Rocco's coat was the highlight of Richie's life. After all, Rocco was going to die of Alzheimer's anyway, so it's not like he was going to miss it.