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Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes #787377
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The main point is to post jokes from the show and/or funny moments. It's a great series that can be darkly funny at times.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #787379
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Season 4 when Tony tells Christopher to write somehting down but he doesnt have a notepad. Chris ends up writing the noted on his pillow and Ade says, " What the fuck?"

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When Junior was lost and says to one of the cops who come to help him "Go shit in your hat". Cracked me up every time.

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When Paulie cracked the landscapers helper in the head with a shovel and cut the rope was hilarious.

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Two Paulie moments:
One when they're in Italy and Paulie says "I gotta hoof it back to the hotel...I Gotta take a wicked shit"

And two when he rants about shoelaces and public bathrooms "shoelaces..Why would they be wet?" and "in the women's john, you could eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets!"

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Funniest moment for me is when Ralph pranked called Paulie's mom, that was hilarious.


"I have this Nightmare. I'm on 5th avenue watching the St. Patrick's Day parade and I have a coronary and nine thousand cops march happily over my body." Chief Sidney Green
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Originally Posted By: Longshoreman
When Paulie cracked the landscapers helper in the head with a shovel and cut the rope was hilarious.


Lol he came flying out of the tree at me with a chainsaw Tone.

haven't i got a right to defend myself.

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Pauly and Christopher looking for the Russian when tony calls on a bad signal , omg ur not gonna believe this , guy killed 16 Czech repulicians he was an interior decorator , Christopher his house looked like shit hahaha smile

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You know, my grandfather always said, " Go shit in your hat and pull it over your ears"

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'isnt it funny that lou gehrig died of lou gehrigs disease'

christopher

i found that quite amusing

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: cocooma] #787547
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Originally Posted By: cocooma
'isnt it funny that lou garrick died of lou garricks disease'

christopher

i found that quite amusing


Any relation to Lou Gehrig?


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Did you hear about the Chinese GodFather?
He made them an offer they couldn't understand

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When Paulie sorts out the dvd player.

A "rogaine adjustment" or something along those lines.

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One of my all-time favorite moments was when Janice asked Tony what they did with Richie Aprile's body:

Tony: "We buried him. On a hill. Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around."

Janice: with a hopeful tone of "You did?"

Tony: "Come on Janice. What the f--k."

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Paulie getting three zingers on Christopher's daughter. Yeah, low and crass, but funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gLW5ICEnik

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDxhBR2Tmes

FUCKIN' QUEERS! *hucks a chair*

any scene where Paulie gets all worked up cracks me up.

Also, when Chris and tony rob the bikers, then make fun of them later over dinner:

http://youtu.be/XrLHT-PGhdo?t=1m11s

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: slumpy] #789588
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Hey, you're messing with the Vipers here!

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I also loved when Paulie lost his shoe in the Pine Barrens episode and then made a shoe out of the van carpet. When that fell off, he started shooting at it shortly before Tony & Bobby found them.

And the rant by Tony to Silvo at the end of "Christopher."

"Did you get all this 'cause you're Italian? No, you got it 'cause you're you, 'cause you're smart, 'cause you're whatever.
Where the fuck is our self-esteem? That shit doesn't come from Columbus, or The Godfather, or Chef fucking Boyardee."

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Chrissy referring to Jackie Jr as "Little Lord Fuckpants"

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"Little Lord Fuckpants...who's moniker is that," so sayeth the most clueless FBI agent on the planet.

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I always loved when Chris called Junior Mr. Magoo...gets me every time.
Also during the Christmas episode when they need to find a new Santa and Bobby doesn't wanna do it because he's "Shy"
Paulie walks over and says "The Boss of this family says you'll be Santa, so you'll be Santa. So Shut the fuck up about it!!!"

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Originally Posted By: BostonGuy17
I always loved when Chris called Junior Mr. Magoo...gets me every time.
Also during the Christmas episode when they need to find a new Santa and Bobby doesn't wanna do it because he's "Shy"
Paulie walks over and says "The Boss of this family says you'll be Santa, so you'll be Santa. So Shut the fuck up about it!!!"


Then Bobby gets pissy with the kids, and the one goes "FUCK YOU SANTA!" That scene is always great for a laugh.

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When Livia comes into the house when shes been wandering the streets.

then says something like - "not whilst that fascha brute is in the house hunny bunch"

anyone know the real italian for what she was saying ?

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Faccia brutta - ugly face.

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Artie serves a fancy quail dish at his restaurant.

Paulie says politely, "Can I get AIDs from eating this?"

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And Sil piling on, insinuating that the bird was really a pigeon taking a shit on the sidewalk earlier.

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Cheers for the translation Its-da-jackeeetttt(lol at your name also just got that you meant Richies jacket).

Paulie: You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.
Christopher: I forgot about purgatory.
Paulie: Purgatory--a little detour on the way to paradise.
Christopher: How long do you think we've got to stay there?
Paulie: That's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.

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Thanks -- I originally wanted the avatar of Richie giving Tony that hideous jacket, but it's a bit too big.

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Originally Posted By: Its_da_Jackeeettttttt
Thanks -- I originally wanted the avatar of Richie giving Tony that hideous jacket, but it's a bit too big.


Richie April was such a prick of a character that it's too bad he wasn't around for one than one season. I would have loved to see the budding war between Richie & Janice with Tony. But the way it ended, with the priceless look Tony gave when he walked into the house seeing Richie sprawled out dead, was one of the best moments of that season.

Which reminds me of great line Tony had to Richie, when Richie had a nice bouquet of flowers: "Did you steal those from the funeral home yesterday?"

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That was a great zinger.

Killing off Richie before the end of Season 2 was one of those things that bugged me about the series. Like Ralph and Tony Blundetto, these were potential rivals for Tony that didn't deserve the one season and done treatment. OK, Ralph was between Seasons 3-4, but that's 20 episodes tops (I don't think he was in Pine Barrens).

It would have been interesting to see Richie and Ralph working against Tony, or even Ralph and Feech LaManna (with Feech pulling Tony Blundetto into his sphere of influence). That way, those characters would have been developed over a course of three or four seasons, and you're not rushing to figure out who the hell the New York players -- Gerry Torciano, Doc Santoro, etc. -- are in the second half of Season 6.

Anyway, pulling this thread back on track -- just before Richie gives Tony the jacket, Tony gets another shot in. "What brings you to an English speaking neighborhood." Richie just has to sit there and take the shot, but you can see him boiling inside.

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