Lol bro these guys are largely illiterate racists who can barely speak a lick of Italian themselves. They're European backwash.
You look somewhat Mediterranean, you came up in Bay Ridge/Melrose Park/Collinwood/(insert Italian American enclave here), you're in. That's how the shit works.
Well said HuronSocial. You do not even have to have an Italian last name. But yeah you do have to have an Italian heritage somehow from either your mother or dad, grandmother/grandfather, or great-grandmother/great-grandfather.
