I am with my wife 2 days ago driving around in a van I own. She see's a lawn ornament on someone lawn it was a big seal I forget it's right name. She thought is was cute. I stop take it put it in the van. It's in my back yard now.

Last time I saw a doowop concert before the dion. I was with some of my old fart friends from Harlem. We go to eat in a restraunt about 15 blocks from the beacon theather. When I get out I saw a big park bench in front of the place where people can sit on. I decide it would look good in my back yard. I told the people sitting on it to get up. We have to repair it. Now it's mine. My friends laughed as they helped me put it in my van.