Hold up, my friend... Comiskey Park resides in the beautiful south side neighborhood of Bridgeport. The home of my beloved White Sox. Yes, I realize some of you hipsters refer to it as US Cellular Field but faithful and devoted true fans will never call it mobile phone park. We also still call it The Sears Tower, not Willis, Macy's is just a front for Marshall Fields and Trump can take his ego and sign back to New Yawk! BTW... don't let me see youse putting ketchup on a hot dog! We now return you back to your regularly scheduled topic...