I bet Matsumoto over in Brooklyn would've let him walk, maybe even given him a lollipop on the way out the door.
Haha all he would have to do is tell her hes going blind and that he cant piss standing up anymore, and maybe have james caan write a touching letter for good measure.
Too funny! lol
Your Honor, I've had this horrifying zit under my balls for the last few weeks, It really hurts.
Dear Judge,
Please excuse Juan Epstien from prison, James Caan is his best friend and says he will be tearful if you lock him up.
Bless you
Signed
Epstien's Mom
