Originally Posted By: klydon1
Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
If Venus Williams married Bruno Mars, her name would be Venus Mars.
If Oliver North is photographed sitting next to the baby of Kim Kardashian, the caption could be "North by North West."


Surprisingly clever ... for a lawyer!

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