A guy has his first physical after retiring. Dr. says, "You're in good shape overall. But I notice that your penis has a strange, orange color. I can't diagnose it. Are you doing anything different since you retired?"
"Yes," says the guy. "I watch porn all day and eat Cheetos."
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
