Originally Posted By: klydon1
Originally Posted By: NNY78
Here are a few to get it started: smile

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to begin with?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Seen and Heard on 95 in South Florida: 30 something lady driving a Toyota Prius with a Pro Life License Plate 80 miles an hour with her knees while putting on her make up, talking on the phone and smoking a cigarette while her 2 year old daughter jumps up and down in the front seat to Kiss's Rock and Roll All Night.



1. Noon can always be told by sundial from a point of reference. Start the clock at 12 pm at noon.

2. Use a large leaf bag as a garbage bag.

3. They don't think we taste like anything. Chickens have virtually no taste buds, so taste and flavor is not a consideration in their food, let alone things they have no interest in trying to eat. But they can see colors that we can't even imagine.

4. Unsliced bread.

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Kly, Great answers smile

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