Gross... I'd rather die than suc* on a piece of rubber or f*ck wit a person I don't even know or like... to be absolutely perfectly honest I'd rather deal drugs, be a fat loan shark, or shoot a john in the balls then laugh about it later.
And you say you're still single?
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
