"OK, Lez-beans! I caught ya! Bumpin' pussies is a violation of jail rules!"

I know a lot of gay men who have confided to me how they find lesbian sex to be disgusting and how in their opinion it's not natural for a woman to be sexually attracted to only women, and that the majority of lesbians are this way because they hate men and have had a man do something horrible to the in the past.

Get a virus scanning program. If you really want protection you will have to pay for it.

Also tell your relatives not to look at porn, open up spam emails, or links in email that are spam.

A good virus protection program will recognize the spam links and not allow them to click on them. Or better yet get the email client Mozilla Thunderbird since it will not let spam emails load or allow them to click on the links or open up files that are viruses.