When non-believers say "empirical evidence," it means they won't accept anything as evidence unless it's in just the way they want. Of course, God providing them that would defeat one of the primary reasons we're here to begin with.
I believe in Capo, the Poster Almighty, Creator of havoc and mirth And in J. Geoff Malta, his lonely chum, our host, Preoccupied with the Godfather Saga, Bore the Gangster BB, Suffered under delusional mafia wannabes, Was ridiculed, frustrated and found SC. By the third year it felt like hell So SC rose up a thread to predict the year's dead And ascended to the lead with seven. They sit at the right hand of Turnbull, the Sage Almighty, From time to time they have to judge members, the good and the banned.
I believe in Random Post Whoring, the community of members, the thinly veiled racist rants, the resurrection of the threads And strife everlasting.
