I just heard a report on Fox News that several bulletin boards are being investigated by federal officials due to allegations that some posters have had the number of their posts artificially inflated. The investigation is focusing on Throggs Neck posters, one in particular.
You're just jealous because the only billboards in your neck of the woods read:
"Texas: Where Men are Men. And Sheep are Scared."
That would be clever if you didn't have that 1,000 Pithy Sayings book right beside you.
If I knew what pithy meant, I might be offended by that.
Reminds me of "Analyze This."
You get a dictionary and find out what this "closure" is.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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