I just heard a report on Fox News that several bulletin boards are being investigated by federal officials due to allegations that some posters have had the number of their posts artificially inflated. The investigation is focusing on Throggs Neck posters, one in particular.
You're just jealous because the only billboards in your neck of the woods read:
"Texas: Where Men are Men. And Sheep are Scared."
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
