I read that a Parish (county) in Louisiana "outlawed" saggy pants

To put that in context, Louisiana has the highest per capita murder rate in America, has one of the highest rates of illiteracy in the US, and the 49th lowest per capita income in the US.

Ahhh yes, they DO have their priorities in order don't they?

The name of the Parish is...wait for it... "Jefferson Davis"
No need to comment any further in that, is there?

Been there and done it
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