State three traits that you would think would make you a good member. And one or two which you believe are faults. I'll begin.

Good Traits:

1) I have a natural ferocity.

2) I'm not a fan of the police.

3) I haven't a real fear of death.

Bad Traits:

1) I'm at times a bit batty

2) I am afraid of God [(this contridicts the third good trait) If Shakespeare can do paradoxes, so can I]. :p

This is just for fun. Try not to take it literally.