A. The actor in the Neapolitan soap opera, "Senza Mamma."
Q. "What do I have to do--get a letter of introduction?"

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.