Mafia Application Form


Whatza u name_______________________________________
U Hage________

Whatza U howaz numba______________________
U Streeta________________________

Whatza U bag? Hitman_____ Loanna arranger_____ Prostituit_____

Izza U girl or boy_____ ( jeste checka one)

Putta downa wearra worgga now__________________________________

Wazza U inna de bigouse?_____ For whazza inna for_____________________

I shoota one guize_____I keedenap somebodys_____ Protecshun raggets_____ Udder_____

U wanna be de bigga shotza somedaze? yesse_____ no______

U likka garlic_____ pizza_____ salami_____ spaghetti_____ calamari_____ girlze_____ boyze____

U no ow to makkea de cement shooze________

U drivea de car_______

Widde U antry U gonna getta somading u reely gonna like:

1 pr. darke glassez , 1 kisse (later onna u cheek) , 1 blacke shirt widde tie , 1 hat widda blaka brim , 1 pr. pointz shooz , 1 pr cement shooze( if U foolz around), 1 appy face button , free berial

Name of muva__________________________

Name of futha___________________________

Make of auto: Cadillac_____ Continental_____ Imperial_____ Lincoln____ Other_____

Is auto fiananced_______ repo date_______ stolen________

How many other own it________

Marital status: common law_____ shacked up_____ both_____ other_____

Income: theft $_____, relief $_____, other $_____, welfare $_____, pimping $_____

Cheek machines uza opertae: crowbar____ pinball_____ gun_____ strait razor_____ other_____

Abilities: Gov't employee_____ Demonstration Leader_____ Pimp_____ rapist_____ burgler____ used hubcap sales person______ welfare cheat_____ mugger_____ watter bed demonstrator____ other_____