There are three television commercials that annoy me to no end and I hope they'll be gone for good in 2014:

1. The Michael Bolton Honda sales commercial. It's like waterboarding.

2. The Bears fans "Discount DAAAH-ble check" on the plane with Aaron Rodgers. That skit with George Wendt was never really funny and its fifteen minutes were over fifteen years ago.

3. The Gerber plan for savings for a baby's college fund. The Gerber plan is nothing more than a higher premium whole life insurance policy.