"they hired Joe Pesci to gain 30 lbs and would be paid $3 million to play Quack Quack Ruggiero"

Fuck that. Pesci should play Nick Scarfo in a movie. He's already played Spilotro. People need to find more super tough midget mobster roles for him to play. He's the Italian version of the Notre Dame mascot.

Here's a new thread: What midget mobster should Pesci play next?