Most 80-something aren't capable of conspiring to put their shoes on. You never know, Matty the Horse and Sonny Franzese seemed to be pretty good a tying their shoes and even more way past 80.
This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this, hey, thats great. But it's very, very unpredictable. There are so many ways you can screw it up.-Paul Castellano (he would know)
"I'm not talking about Italians, I'm talking about criminals."-Joe Valachi
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