Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
Wrong again, Counselor. I'm actually Client Number 9. But I used to be a porn star. I went by the name Buck Naked. My specialty was rubbing my bald head in oil and rubbing it all over Amazonian women's bodies. My wife made me quit. Spoiled sport that she is.


So when are you running for office?


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."