Wrong again, Counselor. I'm actually Client Number 9. But I used to be a porn star. I went by the name Buck Naked. My specialty was rubbing my bald head in oil and rubbing it all over Amazonian women's bodies. My wife made me quit. Spoiled sport that she is.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
