Originally Posted By: klydon1
Dick Van Dyke, 87, cheated death yesterday when he was pulled from his burning car moments before it became engulfed in flames.


Then he went home and tripped over the ottoman.

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."