The governor of my state just resigned - it seems he has come out of the closet and admitted he is gay and that he had an extramarital affair. This affair is headed toward a harassment lawsuit.

Of course, he also has problems with accusations of bribery, so he wasn't going to keep his job anyway.


"After all, we are not communists"

Christopher Moltisanti: You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

Tony Soprano: Yeah well, when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.