The other night...
i went to a club with my friends and there is a bouncer there who looks exactly like fredo.
i had noticed and commented ( to my friends) about this many times before.
Anyway so I says to him, I say:
"Have you seen the Godfather?"
he nods in that bouncer type way.
Then, haha i said:
"You look a lot like fredo"
and with that he immediately took offence, i guess, and grabbed my collar at the front and started punching me on the chin , not hard, and saying "Fuck you" and "fuck off" in broken english. It was very funny.


"And a little bit o' wine. An' a little bit o' sugar, and that's my trick."