Not to mention some of those acts IL depicts which sicken him, well men and women do that with each other. (I know they do. I've seen the movies.) Does this make him a Heterophobe too?

To spell it out with redacted words (which make him queasy) replaced with innocent terms, Yes women put BANANA in their mouth and men stick their tongue in their HONEY POT and then he sticks his HOT DOG into her TAILPIPE and not her ROSEBUD.

I bet he only screws missionary. Or maybe the occassional Doggystyle, when he frequently asks the misses: "Harder!"