Originally Posted By: klydon1

During the height of his popularity in the mid 1970s there was a young, local news reporter from the station that aired Uncle Ted who asked the station manager if they could increase his $160/week salary. The manager told him he could earn an extra $20/week if he wrote jokes for Uncle Ted. That reporter did so for a year before leaving and going on to become Bill O'Reilly.


Now we know the source of his anger and resent me.


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