My grandfather once met a bear on a fishing trip. He also told me a friend of his was once gathering berries in a forest and a bear took the bag and started eating them. My grandfather's friend was so tired after having been in the forest for the whole day that he got angry his work was being ruined by the lazy animal and tried to snatch the bag from him. The bear whacked his scalp off. Good that at least he survived.
Speaking of dangerous alligators: I read there was a case when a thief chased by the police was eaten by an alligator. Instead of being grateful, they later caught the alligator and killed him. Bastards. Whose fault it was if the thief didn't read the sign where it was clearly written that there were alligators in the lake and therefore it was dangerous to swim there?
Willie Marfeo to Henry Tameleo:
1) "You people want a loaf of bread and you throw the crumbs back. Well, fuck you. I ain't closing down."
2) "Get out of here, old man. Go tell Raymond to go shit in his hat. We're not giving you anything."
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