Actually I think eating mayonnaise is disgusting. But I have found that if I don't think about it, I'm okay. Overweight people engaging in sex doesn't appeal to me either unless, of course, I am the participating corpulent copulater.
"corpulent copulator"? Only a lawyer would come up with a phrase like that. Of course, that is a weighty concept.
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