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I can't remember who says it or who it was about, might be Paulie but when he says - "Tone hes a stunada(sp) of the highest magnitude.
Always makes me lol for some reason.
Underworld UK"The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Pulled, Was Convincing The World He Didn't Exist"
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Haha i love it when Chrissy is talking about Phil Leotardos eyebrows.
"Its those eyebrows i can't fucking stand them" - Chrissy
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Tony: I can't find Pussy anywhere. _______________________________________________________________ Ralphie: I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass. _______________________________________________________________ Vito: I know how to keep my mouth shut. Ralphie: Unless there is a salami sandwich around. _______________________________________________________________ AJ: So what? No fuckin' ziti now? _______________________________________________________________ Officer: This pie was found at a crime scene. Giuseppe: My pizza never hurt nobody. Officer: Come again, sir? Giuseppe: You no find any bacteria in here!
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Tony:It's a bad connection so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!
Paulie: Get the fuck outta here.
Tony: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's like a Russian green beret. He can not come back and tell this story. You understand?
Paulie: I hear you.
..... Paulie: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher: His house looked like shit.
"I'll give you undignified. Go fuck yourself. You, Phil... whoever. He's my fuckin' cousin."
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents"..
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"You wanna talk about all this old school bull shit well heres a rule you might remember. im the mutherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shots."
Frank Costello: Fucking rats. It's wearing me thin. Mr. French: Francis, it's a nation of fucking rats.
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blow up a store...you call that balls? Balls is you look a guy in the eye while you jam a ice pick through his lung
Frank Costello: Fucking rats. It's wearing me thin. Mr. French: Francis, it's a nation of fucking rats.
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: "Chicken soup for the soul". Tony Soprano: You should read the italian version "tomato sauce for your ass" lmao
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Chris to heshie ch*nks did this.
"You come at the king you best not miss"-Omar
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Janice-"How much money did you make today, slut?" Ralphie-"$300" Janice-"That's not enough. I'm gonna put you back on the street, bitch!" Then sticks a dildo up his ass
"Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time."
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"He wants to fuck her?"
"Answer the fucking thing!"
"I hate this fucking shit!"
3 classic Carmine Lupertazzi Sr. moments.
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can't remember: Accordin' to Johnny Sack, the kid's brains were splattered over the seat.
Paulie: Joe Peeps? Couldn't have been too much to clean up.
Little Paulie: I heard the hooker he was with got it in the chest. Must have been silicone everywhere, too.
Paulie: Why you always try and top me? You took the air right outta my fuckin' punch line asshole!
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Headstone gets revealed at Joe Peeps' funeral
Tony: Peeps?! It's a fuckin' nickname! His family name is Pepperelli!
Silvio: They're gonna redo it. Fuckin' Jason. He's dyslexic...
Tony: What's that got to do with it?!!
"It's not personal Sonny, it's strictly business"
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Paulie-"Hey Sil, you remember your first blow job?" Silvio-"Oh yeah." Paulie-"How long did it take for the guy to cum?" classic Paulie
"Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time."
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Hands down best quote was when Tony was pointing out the cop that killed Christopher's father and Chris says "Is that him, with the sombrero on?!?! the look on his face right after he says it makes me laugh in my office every time I watch it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9H7eLKEwAsFast forward to 2:05 lol
"What are you cacklin' hens cluckin' about?!?!"
"Is that him?!? With the sombrero on?!?"
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