Some of these posts range from hilarious to adamancy. So, I don't know which of the following is the most applicable:

From The Music Man:
"Well, either you're closing your eyes
To a situation you do now wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community.
Ya got trouble, my friend, right here,
I say, trouble right here in River City."

or

From the Wizard of Oz:

"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"

"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."