Originally Posted By: MaryCas
Guns don't kill people, people kill people


Exactly. That's why the Texas Legislature is considering a bill that would require that all Texas residents register themselves with the State. Such registrants will be required to, among other things, submit to a battery of tests to determine their mental and emotional capacities and stability and take a course about how to be a "people". Oh, also, such registrants will be limited to interacting with only a certain number of people per day and for only a limited amount of time.


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