Well, I thought it'd be better to go with something lighter today, as all of my other topics have been heated and on important issues. I hope it's not against some rule to make a thread about this, but if it is, my apologies.

Anyways, you can vote and not reply in this thread if you wish. As a teenager, I'm happy to say that I usually do on a daily basis, but hey, I'm a teenager. How about you? :p -Pat

Pat's Thoughts Volume 11: Do you masturbate? single choice
	I masturbate usually on a daily basis.
	I masturbate maybe two or three times a week..
	I used to masturbate, but I don't anymore.
	Masturbating is against my religion, so I don't.
	I have never masturbated.
Votes accepted starting: 12/31/69 08:00 PM You must vote before you can view the results of this poll.

Pleasure the mind and pleasure the body, which will make life that much greater. Release is the way to fulfilment. Don't let stress let go your control of those homicidal tendencies.

Beat ur meat to release that heat!

at least one big liar has already voted.

Knowing that, my day is now complete. :rolleyes:

I really hope you'll spare us the details.

Knowing that, my day is now complete. :rolleyes:
[/b][/quote]Anything to make you happy, SC. :p -Pat

I'm proud for you. My Mr. Midnight salutes you.

(Singing) Oooh Please release me let me go . . .

GoodFella

One of Seinfeld's best episodes.

Knowing that, my day is now complete. :rolleyes:

I really hope you'll spare us the details. [/b][/quote]I thought he was going to tell us who he fantasized about!

I really *cough* 2Pac *cough* don't care.

:p

I am not an advocator of masturbation, but as a teenager, I also indulge in the activity. I do not do it on a daily basis, but more like a few times a week. I am actually quite curious to see what some of our ladies say. But I bet they wont touch this thread, because theres an old saying that always seems to be true. "If you say that you dont masturbate, then your lying." Everyone does it at least once in a while.

For some reason, I can't vote in the poll. Anyway, I'll admit that I don't masterbate (anymore). I don't need to. I have someone . I did before though, but that's when I was confused and I didn't know what to do. It's all about going through puberty and exploring.

I've "touched" it.

Bad choice of words I think.

Let your fingers do the walking...

I think their should be a poll for the ladies.

:Spit or swallow:?

You young people act like touching yourself is a bad thing!!! Doesn't matter if you "have someone" you have sex with every day...how much pleasure is TOO much pleasure??

You know the old saying: Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he CAN!

If we were not meant to touch ourselves, our hands would not reach our private parts.

So to answer your question...

Yeah. And I am chronic. AND - I have someone. Go figure. I guess the older you get, the less embarrassing it is to admit. There comes a point where you don't really care what your friends/peers think anyhow - you start sharing stories anyway.

You know what they say: Don't knock masturbation. It is sex with someone you love.

Who's gonna argue with Woody Allen???

You love the idea, don´t you part?

PS- true LDV, I´d love that woody quote.

And I thought talks of Woodys was limited in the fantasy baseball thread!

Get it, Buffy... "Woody Allen"... No? OK, I'll sit down now.

It's hard not to talk about Woody when you're on a thread about masturbation.

3-5 times a day. And I mostly fantasize about Geoff.

Get the fuck off my man, punk.

This topic is soooo wrong! ha ha

Get the fuck off my man, punk. [/b][/quote]I'm a nice boy, I'll share. I love three-ways.

"Masturbation is like having sex with someone you love"
-Woody Allen

That is the truest statement in history.

Well I always have said the only true love a man makes is with his own hand.

Admit it. We all "Shake the Dice" (slang term courtousy of yours truly) once in a while. And if your a chick... well... then I gues you just kind of plug it in, hit the switch and hope to god it doesnt electricute you.

Omfg! LMAO.

I'm going to let you figure out what i meant by pluging it in too

I really *cough* 2Pac *cough* don't care.

:p [/b][/quote] Christina Aguilera.

Kate Hudson.

Britney Spears.

Dream Quest - A Jenna Jameson film.

Jenna Jameson.

Charlize Theron.

I have a thing for blondes. -Pat

And I have for prison movies and young boys, whats your point?

tied with the one about the dog and his balls. well, this thread is the funniest ever!