If the Constitution was perfect, it wouldn't have been amended so many times. There are certainly parts of the Constitution that suit me just fine, and parts of it that don't. Go ahead and crucify me (okay, bad choice of words, considering it's Good Friday).
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
