I like Olive Garden, and I say that fully aware that there are much better Italian restaurants that serve real Italian food.

The same thing goes with a lot of the places I go to eat. For instance, IN-N-OUT has the best burger I've ever had from a fast food restaurant, but I still occasionally go to the McDonald's right across the street from it. I also eat PIZZA HUT and LITTLE CAESAR'S on occasion, even though I've had MUCH better pizza. Sometimes you just get one of those cravings. There's nothing wrong with it, in my most humble of opinions.


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