What you say! You don't gotta be a lasagna-lover to appreciate the phrasing, melodic intonation, and range--even if you don't dig the lingo.

One question: who plays this guy once finance is secured after we put a horse's head in somebody's bed?

For real tho--surprised something has sprung up on Kickstarter or other public-finance start ups (since it's always 'bout the $ in H'wood), hell, looks like even the boys would've backed such a promising project (--there's a script right there...damn I'm in the wrong line o'work).