I'd say Jimi Hendrix is the greatest single guitarist to ever grace this planet. But my all time favorite is Randy Rhoads. When it came to classical guitar playing, he was the best. Two-handed tapping? Rhoads blew away Edward Van Halen. It was a shame he died so young, so early into his career. R.I.P. RR.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis