Lol Tis... I have a good story about this guy who delivers sandwiches to my office. He swore up and down that the world was going to end with the Mayan Calendar thing at the end of 2012. Every time he delivers a sandwich he goes off on some kind of rant (I think he did too much something in the 60's). During one of them he told me how he was going to make tens of millions of dollars on some scheme or another, and the kicker was he told me that he was going to pay me to set up all these trusts with the money. I stopped him and asked "Well, why not spend it since the world is coming to an end?" He was stumped.