And where's the father?

Never mind. That was more of a rhetorical question.

My father would have shot us dead at the fucking table if something like that ever happened in our house back in the '70s. And generally speaking, my Pop is a very peaceful man who loves his children.

I'm just saying, kids need a father figure in their lives. I don't give a shit what anyone says.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.