The peace and love has subsided.

I'm seriously gonna shoot the next guy I come across...who's name happens to be Ernesto...or Ernest. Hell...if his name starts with an "E"...I'm poppin' a cap in his ass.

I tried to maintain my mojo. Gene Kelly...you piece of shit...Singin' in the Rain did not give ME a glorious feeling. Laughing at the clouds?!?! THERE IS NO SUN IN MY HEART! I'M NO LONGER READY FOR LOVE!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis