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Re: Random Post Whoring
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08/01/06 08:33 PM
08/01/06 08:33 PM
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Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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Oh, wow, you don't have a hormone imbalance. How impressive.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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08/02/06 03:26 AM
08/02/06 03:26 AM
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Paul Krendler
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When I was seven years old a giraffe bit me on the ass.
True.
"I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but I don't see what this has to do with, uh... do you have any Kalhua?"
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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08/02/06 03:44 AM
08/02/06 03:44 AM
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Posts: 22,902 New York
SC
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Originally posted by Paul Krendler: When I was seven years old a giraffe bit me on the ass.
You must have been very tall for your age.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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08/02/06 05:26 AM
08/02/06 05:26 AM
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Paul Krendler
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Originally posted by SC: You must have been very tall for your age. No, I was only a little fart. It was at Chester Zoo in NW UK. This was in the days before tall enclosures were installed, there were only fences. For some reason the urge took me to show my backside to the giraffe. It bent over and took a nip out of my bum. I still have the mark 
"I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but I don't see what this has to do with, uh... do you have any Kalhua?"
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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08/02/06 05:48 AM
08/02/06 05:48 AM
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MistaMista Tom Hagen
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Originally posted by DonVitoCorleone: I haven't jerked off in roughly a month, and could keep going if I wanted. How's that for impressive? I had a 7 day streak going. .......... It ended. And this was after I started getting the real thing again. Go figure.
I dream in widescreen.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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08/02/06 01:15 PM
08/02/06 01:15 PM
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Beth E
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5 million of our older Americans have not signed up yet for their Medicare Part D drug plan------they are old and confused. We are not going to grant them an extension.
However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country and we are going to allow them to stay, protest, procreate, receive support monies, attend schools, avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers take 300 hours of ESL (English as a Second Language) training at our expense, etc.
WE MUST REALLY DISLIKE OUR OLD PEOPLE......OR WE MUST REALLY LOVE TACOS!!!
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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08/02/06 03:28 PM
08/02/06 03:28 PM
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Posts: 25,984 California
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Oh, kind of related to Beth's post...my daughter works at an elementary school in Riverside and they had to cancel having a PTA because they couldn't get ANY parents to volunteer. Isn't that sad? Apparently the same 3/4 women had been doing it but either didn't want to do it anymore because of lack of support from parents, or their children moved on to middle school. Anyway, as of the beginning of the school year (which starts today for year-round), there is no PTA. This is the first time I've ever heard of a school with no PTA. Hopefully, a few parents will get one started. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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08/04/06 12:13 AM
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Posts: 73,854 The Villa Quatro
Irishman12
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Helmer Talks National Treasure 2August 3, 2006 - Director Jon Turteltaub tells The L.A. Daily News that National Treasure 2 is moving forward. The Jerry Bruckheimer-produced sequel will be released by Disney. "We are just about to start preproduction," the director revealed. "We'll have Nic [Cage], Justin Bartha, Diane Kruger, Jon Voight and Harvey Keitel ... Everyone's back except anyone who's in jail or died." Sorry, Sean Bean fans. Like the first installment, the sequel will focus on a hunt for treasure that takes the characters and audiences to various historical sites in the U.S. This time, though, the hunt will also take the story abroad. Turteltaub says there will be "exciting destinations within America as well as around the world. As we were shooting the first one, it kept changing, so I'm scared to commit to anything, but I wouldn't be surprised if Mount Rushmore made an appearance." Source: IGN Ok, one question: for the love of God, WHY!? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.gangsterbb.net/emoticons/nonono.gif)
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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08/04/06 11:08 PM
08/04/06 11:08 PM
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Posts: 4,249 Desolation Row
Don Sonny Corleone
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Ah get born, keep warm Short pants, romance, learn to dance Get dressed, get blessed Try to be a success Please her, please him, buy gifts Don't steal, don't lift Twenty years of schoolin' And they put you on the day shift
I'm really liking those lines(actually the whole song) right now
If winners never lose, well, then a loser sure can sing the blues.
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