Originally posted by SC: You must have been very tall for your age.
No, I was only a little fart. It was at Chester Zoo in NW UK. This was in the days before tall enclosures were installed, there were only fences. For some reason the urge took me to show my backside to the giraffe. It bent over and took a nip out of my bum. I still have the mark
"I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but I don't see what this has to do with, uh... do you have any Kalhua?"
