It was somebody I knew...somebody I considered a friend.

It's a really long story...involving a girl. In a nutshell...her and I haven't been getting along lately. So she came up to my house...with her boyfriend. Her and I got in an argument...and when I turned around to walk away...her boyfriend jumped out of the car and blindsided me. I've got a black eye...a minor neck injury (probably whip lash), my ribs hurt a little...and I rolled my ankle.

He got me from behind...there was nothing I could do. These two...they're supposed to me two of my best friends. Guess I was wrong. frown


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis