DickNose i hear Rio de Janeiro is pretty nice this time of year, maybe you should consider "relocating".

The way i understand the law down there is if you knock up a Brazilian woman and she gives birth they won't deport you. I remember reading that in the case against that guy in cali, Jesse James Hollywood. His problem was his girlfriend didn't give birth before they grabbed him, but if she did he would of been left alone since he would of been the father of a Brazilian child.

Anyone else remember that about Brazil? Just a thought DickNose.